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Why Sony’s Customer Service Stinks on Ice

April 9, 2010

About a week ago, I discovered something horrible. This abomination is called the Playstation 3 Firmware v. 3.21. For those not in the know, it’s an update that doesn’t actually add any features, but instead takes away the ability to install another operating system. It’s not mandatory, of course. You can ignore it if you [...]

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PC Snobs vs Consoletards: Requiem

March 10, 2010

PC gamers look down at console gamers because they think consoles are PCs with training wheels, and console gamers resent PC gamers because of their elitism. The flame wars between both camps of gamers often erupt over the issue of FPS games, but I think that’s all horse radish. This is really about RPGs versus [...]

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PacMan – The Modern Gen Reboot

February 11, 2010

Okay, maybe I got some old-schoolers’ hearts skipping with that headline, so I should come clean before continuing. This is sadly not a real thing, but our recent post on Ms. PacMan got me wondering what a current gen reboot of PacMan would be like. Well, there’s only two ways it can go: cartoony, 3D [...]

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SEGA Returns to the Console Wars – Brings Knife to Gunfight, Promptly Ignored

February 3, 2010

Yes, this is not a drill, SEGA has indeed produced a new console, teaming up with Zone 40 to make the brand new SEGA Zone. Google “Wii and SEGA Genesis had a baby” and you’ll see that I’m either telling the truth, or I’m taking part in the biggest collaborative industry prank in the history [...]

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Resistance 3 – Why It Will Suck

January 16, 2010

Because it won’t be anywhere near as good as the idea I came up with while eating Japanese beef curry – in Japan. Japan has a way of making synapses fire on the neurons less travelled by. Maybe it’s the fact the Japanese all line up on the left side of escalators to let people [...]

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Preview: MAG

December 19, 2009

When I first saw intel for this game floating around the intarwebz a year ago, I took one look at screenshots, wrote it off as a generic shooter and didn’t bother reading what it was about. Later, I happened across a little blurb preview similar to the one I’m writing now, and my eyes, bless [...]

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Preview: Rockstar’s Red Dead Redemption

December 18, 2009

So if you’re anything like me, you’ve been wanting to play GTH ever since Assassin’s Creed came out. GTH is, of course, Grand Theft Horse. And while Assassin’s Creed 2 came a long way towards fulfilling that desire, it’s just not what my appetite was truly yearning. To my delight, it turns out that Rockstar [...]

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