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Micah Haughey

Just Cause 2: The Only Unofficial, Incomplete Review You’ll Ever Need

May 7, 2010

I have yet to beat Just Cause 2. I’m not even close. After some 30 hours of play time, I’ve completed about 23% of the game. However, that won’t stop me from endlessly rambling on about the game, how awesome it is, all the things I find awesome about it, the fun I have playing [...]

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A Match Made in Gamer Heaven

May 3, 2010

What do you get when you combine one of the biggest development studios with one of the biggerest publishers? Bungievision! A grotesque creature who threatens to destroy us all. “Us all”, of course, being those with money who’re doomed spend it building Harold Ryan and Thomas Tippl’s new vacation homes.

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Nothing Says The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom Like the Title of Steam’s Newest Game

April 20, 2010

For many, today is nothing more than an average day to celebrate the birth of one of history’s biggest assholes – Joey Lawrence, star of the popular television sitcom Brotherly Love. You may remember Joey from a myriad of different TV show from the 1990s, but I guarantee you that history will forget him. If [...]

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Package Successfully Stimulated Lonely Gamers

April 8, 2010

I’m not sure, but I think there are several sexual innuendos in the title. All I can say is, boy was I trying to make as many as possible. I suggest you try not to think about it too much, like I obviously did. Anyway, for those wondering what “mapathy” is, here’s a little video [...]

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The Rich Get Richer…And Awesome Apps

April 2, 2010

Are you one of six people who actually plans on buying an iPad? Do you love Civilization series? Well, my friend, then I have good news for you! It seems that the good people at 2K Games have released an iPad app for Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution. Are you ready to take over the world? [...]

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This is the World We Live In

March 23, 2010

It started with Gigapets. Or Tamagotchi, whichever you prefer. Then came Furby, the demonic toy. Next, we had the Roomba. You remember those, right? The robotic vacuum that drove itself around the house, not working the way it was supposed to? What do you supposed would happen if someone combined the worst aspects of all [...]

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DJ Hero Has a Plan to Make Even More Money

March 19, 2010

I’ve never played DJ Hero. I saw a kid playing it in the Best Buy demo area once…he wasn’t very good. Or maybe it’s the game that wasn’t very good, I don’t remember. Anyway, the point is, it’s apparently a pretty popular game. After all, it is the the #1 new videogame intellectual property of [...]

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Stop Whatever You’re Doing and Listen to Me

March 16, 2010

Seriously. Stop it. Turn of the TV, if it’s on. Turn off your computer, but only after you read this. Turn off the lights, your brain, your sexuality, all of it. There is nothing in the world more important than what I am about to tell you. You may already be aware…if you aren’t, get [...]

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Modern Warfare 2 Gets Ready to Stimulate Us in New and Exciting Ways

March 10, 2010

Taking a page from the government’s playbook, Activision has decided that what this country desperately needs is another stimulus package. Hence, they’ve announced March 30 as the release date for the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Stimulus Package. If you, like many others, are sick of playing the same old maps again and again, [...]

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