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Scott Schendlinger

The Best Portable Game System Ever!

February 16, 2010

I was a lonely boy in middle school. I didn’t have many friends. I ate lunch alone, from the brown bag I packed the night before, (can of Cherry Pepsi and a semi-warm pudding, vanilla or chocolate, sometimes even mixed). I wasn’t the best student, I wasn’t worstested. The fact still remained; I was a [...]

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A Valentine’s Video Game

February 10, 2010

This Sunday is Valentine’s Day. Are you excited? Do you have a date? Why not? I’ll tell you why not. Because you’ve been spending more time getting your Tiger Schulmann Karate Kid to level eighteen years old, than going out and learning how to socialize with women. Lucky for you, I’ve got the fix. A [...]

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You Might Have “Skills”, But I’ve Got… BUTTON SMASHING!!!

February 5, 2010

We’ve all got that one friend who buys the brand new fighting game, plays it four hours a day, everyday for a week straight. Then when you come over he challenges you to an impromptu match, and surprise, he kicks the shit out of you. With non less than the character with the biggest, I’m-pretty-sure-impossible-for-a-four-foot-three-just-turn-eighteen-year-old-school-girl-to-have, [...]

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Can Someone Put A Barricade Up!?

February 3, 2010

Is there anything worse then when you’re a few digital feet from the next checkpoint you’ve been working to reach for the past hour, and are in the heat of some fatal fire? Bullets coming from the left, grenades coming from the right, and there is some douche trying to snipe you up in a [...]

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