Is there anything worse then when you’re a few digital feet from the next checkpoint you’ve been working to reach for the past hour, and are in the heat of some fatal fire? Bullets coming from the left, grenades coming from the right, and there is some douche trying to snipe you up in a distant building, whom you can’t see because your heat censored goggles don’t show that far out. What’s the one thing you need right now more then anything, besides of course a more healthy diet and steady work out routine? A mo f’n barricade!
Nothing feels better then when you are one bullet away from being frag and you come upon that conveniently placed indestructible pallet of bricks in the middle of the Las Vegas Strip for you to crouch up behind. Now the seemingly dead you can now give your character a moment to tend to his boo-boos. Once you’ve regained that full health you much needed you can take out those left over terrorist/Nazi/alien, for whatever reason American hating scum. Best part about it, you don’t even need to poke your head out. Just raise your gun hand and start blind firing away those misguided adversaries. Don’t worry if you don’t hit them on the first shot, you have seven reloads, five incendiary grenades, and a checkpoint you can basically smell, or maybe that’s the Chipotle Mexican Grilled Chicken Burrito brewing from all this man war. And for that I must thank you wonderful barricade, for being there when we needed you the most. Now young apprentice of mine go save that game and go to the bathroom, please.
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Bring the Barricade!
Hysterically funny!!!!! And so true.