It’s Christmas Day. You’re at Grandma’s house browsing the web using dial-up internet, watching Youtube videos of skateboarding teenagers fighting fat security guards. Suddenly your seven year old Cousin bursts into the room. Needless to say he’s already impressed with skaters flipping the bird and screaming “You’re not my Dad!” as the security guard tries to take on three teens at once.
You can take his excitement one step further with “Elf Bowling”. A game where Santa Claus takes revenge on his disobedient Elves by using them as bowling pins in America’s favorite fat person past time. So far there are six editions of the game, all of which include abusing or launching Elves for sport as they taunt the player.
Your little Cousin will repeat quotes like “Is that all the balls you got, Santa?” and “Hey Kringle, I got crabs!” until someone locks him in the basement. The concept is better than the actual game, but still worth 10 minutes of your time if you’ve never played it. At least your Cousin will appreciate it.
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not worth anyones time!
I would play this game 24/7.