We here at Gamer Road have been wondering why Farmville is so popular on Facebook. We sent out our crack force of elite gamer researchers to determine why so many people chose to play this game. Is it the graphics? Is it the elaborate back story of the original Farmville Farmer? Is it the way it perfectly emulates Starcraft, but dumbs it down to a game of clicking for retards? Unfortunately, our writers failed to figure out why anyone would play this game.
However what our elite gamers did discover is some EXCLUSIVE FARMVILLE CHEATS that can make the game bearable. These are Three Secret Farmville Cheats being revealed for the first time here at Gamer Road!
3. Unlock Duke Nukem Character in Farmville
Tired of your neighbors and their gigantic farms with hundreds of cows, successful strawberry harvests, and beautiful farmhouses? To unlock Duke Nukem:
- Purchase a chicken for 10 coins.
- Type the following chant three times into the chat box – “Oh great xbox hear me! A pox upon online flash games. FPS I summon thee!”
- Next, kill the chicken with your pitchfork.
- Finally, simply melt down the plow tool and crudely assemble two 10mm submachine guns (this will take 2 hours, or about the time it would take to harvest raspberries).
2. Activate Swine Flu Epidemic on Neighboring Farms
This hack requires that you send your target friend a message on Facebook that says “I hate you and everything you stand for. Give up Farmville now or suffer my wrath.” When your target responds, quickly hit the following keys in rapid succession: w, w, w, ., e, b, a, y, ., c, o, m. When you arrive at the secret web location, enter the search term “ninja stars + swine flu.” It should be pretty obvious what to do from here.
1. Hire Illegal Immigrants to Work on Your Farmville Farm
Strawberry patch taking too long to harvest? Search for some new “friends” on Facebook with the last name “Gonzales” and hire them at only half the wage of your typical Farmville worker. Constantly threaten to deport them to MySpace or even worse, Friendster, if they do not harvest for you all day.
Well there you have it! The best Farmville cheats and codes on the web. Try those out and tell us what you think…or you could just play xbox like a normal person.
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Dude, I tried the second code, but I am not sure if I did it right. Am I supposed to be in jail?
I’m glad there’s someone else out there that gets how stupid FarmVille is. When I make fun of the game to my friends they get really offended and have to purchase some more orange trees to make themselves feel better.
GREAT Codes – THANK YOU!
Ha! I don’t get the farmville craze, but these updates would actually make me want to play the game! Great Work!
idk what chat box your talking about in Cheat #1. HELP??
There’s no way that Kristen bitch is that stupid. Noooo way.
Kristen, if you come over to my house I will help you figure it out. Come unarmed.
lolzpants @xb0xer
I play farmville… I am a gamer.. farmville is a game. The point of a gamer=to be the best. point of Farmville.. to have the best farm, its like a social Harvest Moon.. wheres the wrong in that??
IAM GOING TO SEE IF THIS REAL WORKS.