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Hello, my name is Brett Miller and I play Video Games (too much)

August 5, 2010

I would like to share some of my beliefs about Video Games, which is to say that I don’t have any Let’s start by clarifying that nothing involving videogames warrants the term “belief”. In fact there is entirely too much conviction and otherwise overly invested interest in the videogame industry today. It’s all bullshit. If [...]

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Understanding Villainy: Part 1, The Chessmaster

July 16, 2010

First, some background. I’m a psychology student at Otterbein University, and yes, i have a fascination with two things. Villains, and Horror. Now, i wanna talk about the “Classifications” of villains. But before that, we have to decide an important question, “Why are villains important?”

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What are you crazy?

May 24, 2010

If you never got around to playing “Batman: Arkham Asylum” then first of all, shame on you. And second of all, GOOD NEWS! They are coming out with a “Game of the Year Edition”. Now I know what you are thinking; “Why should I, a fiscally intelligent and handsome elite gamer, get a ‘game of [...]

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Why Sony’s Customer Service Stinks on Ice

April 9, 2010

About a week ago, I discovered something horrible. This abomination is called the Playstation 3 Firmware v. 3.21. For those not in the know, it’s an update that doesn’t actually add any features, but instead takes away the ability to install another operating system. It’s not mandatory, of course. You can ignore it if you [...]

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The Best Portable Game System Ever!

February 16, 2010

I was a lonely boy in middle school. I didn’t have many friends. I ate lunch alone, from the brown bag I packed the night before, (can of Cherry Pepsi and a semi-warm pudding, vanilla or chocolate, sometimes even mixed). I wasn’t the best student, I wasn’t worstested. The fact still remained; I was a [...]

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PacMan – The Modern Gen Reboot

February 11, 2010

Okay, maybe I got some old-schoolers’ hearts skipping with that headline, so I should come clean before continuing. This is sadly not a real thing, but our recent post on Ms. PacMan got me wondering what a current gen reboot of PacMan would be like. Well, there’s only two ways it can go: cartoony, 3D [...]

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Can Someone Put A Barricade Up!?

February 3, 2010

Is there anything worse then when you’re a few digital feet from the next checkpoint you’ve been working to reach for the past hour, and are in the heat of some fatal fire? Bullets coming from the left, grenades coming from the right, and there is some douche trying to snipe you up in a [...]

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